1. If you're a Hindu, you need not go to Temple and should not comment if any Gods (Hindu Gods in Indian Secularism terminology) / relig...
2. If a child got raped, we should check her religion. But not her age. If she's a Hindu girl, don't give a damn. If she's raped by a Muslim / Christian, keep quite. If she's a non-Hindu, then you should raise your voice, give support in Twitter or wherever and should feel shame of being an Indian. Then only, you're a certified secularist.(A Dalit woman can be an exception in this case. But the rapist should be a Hindu.)
3. You have all the rights to troll a hindu guru / sanyasi / maharaj. But don't ever dare to raise your voice or make fun of a Pastor or an Imam (Iam not mentioning about the good religious leaders)
4. Seeta can have a temple in her birth place Mithila / present Nepal. Ravana ruled Lanka and he too can have a temple over there (present SriLanka). But, Lord Ram is not supposed to have his temple in AYODHYA where he was born and where he was a lovable king. Because, unfortunately, AYODHYA is part of secular state India now.
5. All political leaders who are Hindus can organize and participate in IFTAR parties, can go to churches / Masjids, can take blessings of Imams / Pastors during their oath ceremonies. But political leaders of other religions need not participate in Ganga Aarthi / need not go to temples / need not take the blessings of Hindu Priests. Have you ever seen a muslim leader wearing a bindi / tilak at least to appease his Hindu voters? Because, we're in a secular India.
6. Supreme court can pass judgments to allow Women into Shabarimala temple and need not follow the old tradition of that religious place. But that doesn't apply to the religious places of other religions. I was scrolling the news feed and was surprised when I saw a Muslim woman in Burqa holding a placard commenting on the Hindus' patriarchy.
7. Believe that Hinduism is the most violent and case ridden religion in the world while other religions preach peace and love.. Be creative and use the words like “Intolerance”. Express your dissatisfaction through creative ways like “Award Waapsi”. Don’t ever dare to try these stunts when a terrorist attack happens or when we feed and give a tight security to assholes like Kasab with our tax payers money for years, instead of giving a quick judgement. Because, all those stunts are performed by highly trained professionals under experts supervision.
8. Support illegal immigrants if they are Muslims or Christians, even their numbers are in lakhs and crores. But don’t give an inch of space to those persecuted Hindus, Sikhs, Jains, Buddhists or Parsis even they count in a few thousand and have proper valid documentation.
9. A Muslim hero / actor / cricketer / boy can marry any number of Hindu women. We’ll offer our Indian Hindu brides to Pakistani grooms too. No body gives a damn because we are SECULAR. But, when that Muslim hero’s sister worships Lord Ganesha, she’ll be blamed. Common!! How can she do that??
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